The Corrupt a Wish Game

[Megan]

Granted, but you only get to see it for a minute before its washed away.


I wish I could talk to ferrets.

[elfwink]

Granted, but they repeat their stories over and over to the point where it drives you bonkers.

I wish there was a fairy who visited people's homes at night and dropped sweet gifts on their doorsteps.

[Megan]

Granted but they also come in and eat all your food.


I wish there were rainbows more often.

[elfwink]

Granted, but they occur on another planet - so you can't actually see them.

I wish for a bowl of never ending fries.

[Megan]

Granted, but they're raw.

I wish to watch some squirrels play.

[JHG]

Granted but it gets rough and they draw blood.
I wish for a million more Celebes crested macaques.