William Wallace vs Christopher Columbus

[JHG]

William Wallace

Christopher Columbus

[Megan]

I went with Christopher since I have no idea who the other guy is. XD

[JHG]

William Wallace was a Scottish knight who lived from 1270-1305. He was one of the major leaders in the Wars of Scottish Independence.

[Megan]

William Wallace was a Scottish knight who lived from 1270-1305. He was one of the major leaders in the Wars of Scottish Independence.

Ah okay. I’ll stick with my original answer though I guess.

[JHG]

But Wallace had armor! And a big freaking sword! All Columbus has is delusions and a brain hardwired for sailing coordinates.

[Megan]

But Wallace had armor! And a big freaking sword! All Columbus has is delusions and a brain hardwired for sailing coordinates.

True I guess. But i’ll Still keep it.

[JHG]

To my knowledge, Columbus barely seems to have fought in battles and sailors generally don't wear much armor.

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Also, I really hate Columbus for his crimes against the indigenous Arawak people. He doesn't deserve a holiday. Wallace did undoubtedly kill his fair share of people but he wasn't as bad as Columbus. Not by a long shot.

[Megan]

To my knowledge, Columbus barely seems to have fought in battles and sailors generally don't wear much armor.

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Also, I really hate Columbus for his crimes against the indigenous Arawak people. He doesn't deserve a holiday. Wallace did undoubtedly kill his fair share of people but he wasn't as bad as Columbus. Not by a long shot.

Well I lose I guess. XD

[JHG]

Wallace could consume Columbus with fireballs with his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

[JHG]

Anyone else?